JOKES

Collection of Funny Jokes Shayari SMS

Tula Majhyakadun..
Majhya Mitrankadun..
Majhya Sahakaryankadun..
Majhya Gavvalyankadun..
Sampurna Maharashtrakadun..
Ani Sampurna Deshakadun..
"THENGA"

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Hirve hirve pan tyala,
hirva hirva dhet,
mazihi aathvan aali,
ki mala station var yeun bhet,

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Pivale pivale harin tyache,
vakde vakde pay,
tumcha ekhi SMS aala nahi,
mobile balance sampla ki kay..!

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Reporter Zampya to Abhishek Bachchan :
Tumche Pictures ka Flop hotat...?
Abhishek Bachchan - No Idea Dear,
Zampya - Then Get Idea..!

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Teacher - Jar tuza best friend ani girl friend eka botil ahet.
ani ti bot jar budat ahe, tar tu konala vachvashil,
Mulga - Ekalahi nahi.. Budude doghana,
Teacher - Ka?
Mulga - Te doghe sobat tyat ek botit karat kay hote.?


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Ekda ek mulane eka mulila propose kel,
Ti bhadakali,
Tine Tyala dhu dhu dhutala,

To kapade zatakat uthala ani mhanala.
Tar mag me tuj uttar nahi Samju ka.?

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Best Puneri Paati at a Petrol Pump :
Krupaya yethe Dhumrapan Karu Naye;
Tumcha Jeev Swasta Asel,
Pan Petrol Mahaag ahe..!"

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Eka mulila mi mhanalo, GOOD MORNING
Wah..Wah..
Eka mulila mi mhanalo,
GOOD MORNING,
Ticha Baap Javalach hota,
Mhanala,
THIS IS LAST WARNING.

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Jagachya Loksankhet Marathi Lok kami ka aahet?
Kaaran Nisargacha Niyam aahe ki,
Jar Waghanchi Sankhya Wadhali
Tar bakiche Jeev Dhokyat yetil na!

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Kantratdar Builders yanche Zol Zapate Vadale,
Rastyavarche Nete ata Mothe Zaale,
Rajkarnancha Pahun Gondhal Sagala,
Kardate ani  Samanyache yanche Rade Jahale.

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel,
Najare Samor dhuka vaatel,
Aaspaas Konich disnaar naahi,
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Mi tulaa
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.

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Priye
Mi Fule Magitli tar..
Tu Mala Pushpaguchhya Dilas.
Mi Dagad Magitla tar,
Tu Mala Sundar Murti Dilis….
Mi Tula Morpis magitle tar
Tu mala Mor Dilas
Bahiri aahes ki kay?

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Aakash Kitihi Unch Aso,
Nadi Kitihi Rund Aso,
Parvat Kitihi Vishal Aso,
ek Lakshat Theva,
Tumhala ya Saglyanshi Kahi Den Ghen Naahi.
Tumhi Aapli Chadrichi Ghadi Ghala
Aani Kamala Laga.

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